She has half of her hair shaved and when you met her she was doing a vigorous tango with her gay best friend Paolo, which probably means a standard restaurant-bar combo won’t cut it; He’s new in town, looking for friends whilst he tries to find his feet as a freerunner; Or it’s that same long lost 3rd cousin who has popped up out of nowhere, but this time has the grace to appear on a Thursday when you’ve already had a couple of drinks and the city is your Oyster…